Last night I dealt the final blow to the bugs in the war that the cockroaches started. It all started with The Cockroach Controversy. Since then I’ve had several skirmishes against bugs, but last night I enlisted the help of the boys and dropped a figurative nuke on the bugs.
That’s right we took out the master web in the most animalistic way ever. Now some of you are probably saying “oh spiders eat the bad bugs though”, well shut up. Look spiders are the alphas in the bug kingdom. And what happens when you eat the alpha? You become the apex predator. Now that I sit upon the bug thrown they know to never crawl up my are again.
I Got You,